Why I choose bud over booze any day


important things to remember

  • if someone doesn’t reply to your message they are probably busy, not ignoring you
  • just because someone doesn’t message you first, it doesn’t mean they don’t care about you
  • if someone seems upset or distant they probably aren’t upset at you in particular
  • lots of people love you and you’re not annoying
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waluigiware magnanimousmind


She hesitated about licking my boots when I came in the door.  So I took her to the backyard and showed her it could be a lot worse.

They learn.

you guys both need jesus

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • sunday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex
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Do you ever see a post and just think ‘Right that’s it, buddy. You’re gone.’


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greglestrade hefuckin

i would kill to be at the bumbershoot festival right now in seattle.

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